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The Personalities
The people and the lore that make the Bush the Bush.
Fall 2025. Barstool's Jersey Jerry, Lil Sas, and Connor Mook start a CoD Challengers team on zero budget and joke about a 33/33/33 split. Barstool actually owns 100%. "We own 0%." That's where "0% Owner" comes from.
Bush Dictionary
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Featured
#BackTheBush: The Dave Portnoy Saga
Founding pitch
Jerry asks Dave for "$1 million for 10%" with Big Cat in the room. Dave: "I own you, Jerry." Also: "It's a Jerry scheme… I could start my own team, own 100%, and blow his team out of the water."
Apr 6, 2026
Dave on the owners: "The 3 of them have a combined 1 brain cell."
Mar 2026
After the Elite 2 win, Dave quote-tweets the Bush. His first public love.
Birmingham
Behind the Bush Ep. 5, "Crashing." Car crash with Miresh driving. Dave thought Miresh played for the Bush.
May 2026
Will Dave come to Major III? "Dreamhack Atlanta sells a great pie I've heard."
Jul 2026
"I installed Austin there… as a buffer." "The bush is mine." He approved $15K for Vegas, then soured after Jerry said "nobody practices."
The Bush House
Jerry and Sas must live in it full-time, or no house. "Nobody gives a rat's ass about the players. It shells, bro."
The Bitcoin promise
If BTC hits $150K, "I'll buy a [f***ing] team." Jerry: "we need this to hit 150."
Aug 2026
Jerry and Rico spend a weekend at Dave's Saratoga house. Cloud couch, jet-level water pressure. Jerry lost "pretty much every penny."
Dave still hasn't fully backed the Bush. #BackTheBush
Dave's profileOwners
The heart (and the temper).
The content machine.
Barstool
The reluctant patron.
The sagaThe adult in the room.
The big brother.
Watch Party Guest of the Year.
Abe's inspiration.
Don't blame Miresh.
Sniped Jerry.
Saratoga plus-one.
Watch party nominee.
Writes the Bush down.
Gamer Terms.
Pay the man.
Favorite Barstool supporter.
Staff
Full Control Jace.
Quit on stream, came back.
Wants back in.
Crew
Numbers never stop.
Players
It's fries.
K/D 0.9781st22nd33rdI will forever be Bush.
K/D 1.0931st12nd13rdCryptic Tweeter of the Year.
K/D 1.0331st12nd23rdCap is gone, twin. Then he came back.
K/D 1.0171st22nd13rdPlay of the Year.
K/D 1.0641st12nd13rdMessi fan. Bad Bunny in the pool.
K/D 1.0921st13rdTurned down Cloud9.
K/D 1.0131st12ndGood luck in Vancouver, buddy.
K/D 1.0111stDemon Wake.
K/D 1.0711st23rd
Scene
It's the Bush Stallions, baby.
The most noise I've ever seen in Challengers.
Jerry's bromance.
Anthem partner.
Said yes at the start.
Owner's Meeting, pending.
Beat Jace for GM of the Year.
Called the first match.
Temp's first teammate.
Bootcamp, then Mook finally met him.
Sponsors
Code BACKTHEBUSH.
Code BUSH for 10% off.
The org
Telluride Bush Gaming is a Barstool Sports Call of Duty Challengers org. Run by three 0% Owners: Jersey Jerry, Lil Sas, and Mook. First roster Oct 30, 2025. Loud on purpose.
The dev team is The Shrub — also Stallions Bush, also Stush. Launched May 4, 2026. The main timeline stays on The Bush; Shrub shows up when the posts put them on the card.
0% Owners
- Lil Sas (@lilsamsquanch66) — 0% Owner
- Jersey Jerry (@Jerrythekid21) — 0% Owner
- Mook (@ConnorMook_) — 0% Owner
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Quotes transcribed from clips; wording may vary slightly.



