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The Personalities

The people and the lore that make the Bush the Bush.

Fall 2025. Barstool's Jersey Jerry, Lil Sas, and Connor Mook start a CoD Challengers team on zero budget and joke about a 33/33/33 split. Barstool actually owns 100%. "We own 0%." That's where "0% Owner" comes from.

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Featured

#BackTheBush: The Dave Portnoy Saga

  1. Founding pitch

    Jerry asks Dave for "$1 million for 10%" with Big Cat in the room. Dave: "I own you, Jerry." Also: "It's a Jerry scheme… I could start my own team, own 100%, and blow his team out of the water."

  2. Apr 6, 2026

    Dave on the owners: "The 3 of them have a combined 1 brain cell."

  3. Mar 2026

    After the Elite 2 win, Dave quote-tweets the Bush. His first public love.

  4. Birmingham

    Behind the Bush Ep. 5, "Crashing." Car crash with Miresh driving. Dave thought Miresh played for the Bush.

  5. May 2026

    Will Dave come to Major III? "Dreamhack Atlanta sells a great pie I've heard."

  6. Jul 2026

    "I installed Austin there… as a buffer." "The bush is mine." He approved $15K for Vegas, then soured after Jerry said "nobody practices."

  7. The Bush House

    Jerry and Sas must live in it full-time, or no house. "Nobody gives a rat's ass about the players. It shells, bro."

  8. The Bitcoin promise

    If BTC hits $150K, "I'll buy a [f***ing] team." Jerry: "we need this to hit 150."

  9. Aug 2026

    Jerry and Rico spend a weekend at Dave's Saratoga house. Cloud couch, jet-level water pressure. Jerry lost "pretty much every penny."

Dave still hasn't fully backed the Bush. #BackTheBush

Dave's profile

Owners

  • The hustler.

  • The heart (and the temper).

  • The content machine.

Barstool

  • The reluctant patron.

    The saga
  • The adult in the room.

  • The big brother.

  • Watch Party Guest of the Year.

  • Abe's inspiration.

  • Don't blame Miresh.

  • Sniped Jerry.

  • Saratoga plus-one.

  • Watch party nominee.

  • Writes the Bush down.

  • Gamer Terms.

  • Pay the man.

  • Favorite Barstool supporter.

Staff

  • Full Control Jace.

  • Quit on stream, came back.

  • Wants back in.

Crew

  • Numbers never stop.

Players

  • It's fries.

    K/D 0.9781st22nd33rd
  • I will forever be Bush.

    K/D 1.0931st12nd13rd
  • Cryptic Tweeter of the Year.

    K/D 1.0331st12nd23rd
  • Cap is gone, twin. Then he came back.

    K/D 1.0171st22nd13rd
  • Play of the Year.

    K/D 1.0641st12nd13rd
  • Messi fan. Bad Bunny in the pool.

    K/D 1.0921st13rd
  • Turned down Cloud9.

    K/D 1.0131st12nd
  • Good luck in Vancouver, buddy.

    K/D 1.0111st
  • Demon Wake.

    K/D 1.0711st23rd

Scene

  • It's the Bush Stallions, baby.

  • The most noise I've ever seen in Challengers.

  • Jerry's bromance.

  • Anthem partner.

  • Said yes at the start.

  • Owner's Meeting, pending.

  • Beat Jace for GM of the Year.

  • Called the first match.

  • Temp's first teammate.

  • Bootcamp, then Mook finally met him.

Sponsors

  • Code BACKTHEBUSH.

  • Code BUSH for 10% off.

The org

Telluride Bush Gaming is a Barstool Sports Call of Duty Challengers org. Run by three 0% Owners: Jersey Jerry, Lil Sas, and Mook. First roster Oct 30, 2025. Loud on purpose.

The dev team is The Shrub — also Stallions Bush, also Stush. Launched May 4, 2026. The main timeline stays on The Bush; Shrub shows up when the posts put them on the card.

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Quotes transcribed from clips; wording may vary slightly.